Wednesday, October 19, 2011

I'm sick and tired of this. What the hell is wrong with you people? There are hundreds, if not thousands, of us commuting with you each and every morning. What makes you think it's OK to cut in front of someone to go through the ONE door that's open. It's like you're all lemmings. I don't have a problem walking off a cliff to have all you idiots follow me. I'm happy to take one for the team, thin out the crowd a little. We could all do with a little less stupid in our lives.

This morning, as every morning, I'm coming up the escalator. The escalator, of course, is only wide enough for two people. The landing at the top is also narrow. There are only two doors.

Now, I realize logic does not prevail with the general public. I have come to the conclusion that most people are stupid. But is it not logical to think that if you ride up the escalator on the right side, that you exit through the door on the right? And, in turn, if you ride up the escalator on the left side, you exit through the door on the left. It makes sense, right?

Not to the morons at the Ajax station. No. These idiots travel up the escalator on the right...dum dee dum dum dum...and veer off to the left to cut in front of the people who have walked up the escalator, because that's the only door that is open. Really? Are you so fucking lazy that you can't push open the door on your side? You have to cut in front of me to go through the one door that's open?

This morning, some stupid broad thinks she's going to cut in front of me. I don't look at her, I don't break stride...I just keep walking up the escalator, across the tiny landing and through the door on the left. Oh, she tried to cut me off, but I just kept walking, blocked her like a linebacker.

Not on my watch, honey. Not on my watch.

5 comments:

Squiggles said...

I do the same thing through Union and into the PATH system. Especially those people who STOP DEAD in the middle of the freaking entrance because they do not quite know what they are doing.

But, I am a larger girl. I am not the one who will go down.

C.J. Smith said...

You go girl.

RonNasty said...

Something similar happened this morning at Union. Take the stairs down from the platform and there are closed doors at the bottom and you have to turn left to access TTC, Path, etc. We're going down the stairs in two's i'm on the left and dude in front me goes for the door on the right! Damn, I missed him with the door when I slammed it open!

Bicky said...

I hate when people do that. There will be one open door heading wherever (doesn't matter) and 5 closed doors. Everyone will shove their way to the open door. What, are their freakin' arms broken they can't open another door? Are they afraid of catching cooties? Idiots. No one has died from touching a closed door. Lazy asses.

Vanessa said...

I was in the PATH yesterday and some twatwaffle cut off not only myself, but an elderly lady using a walker, to get through the one of the only open doors amidst a row of 4. She wasn't disabled. She wasn't on a phone. She was a young, 30-something woman who was clearly raised without any manners. Ugh.