I saw the most awesome thing this morning!!!
We're driving through the parking lot, behind a black mini-van. The black mini-van turns left, and I assume that it's going to follow the path down the lot to a parking spot.
But no.
The van drives straight into a metal pole. Hits it so damn hard that the pole is knocked out of its concrete cone.
As we drive by, I take a look at the driver and I'm not surprised. She's blond. And I hope to hell she's also drunk, because if she's not, her driving skills are really pathetic. Or perhaps she's one of those people who found their driver's license in a box of Shreddies.
We're laughing our heads off, carrying on down the lot (cuz there's no flippin' way I'm staying to see how that scene turns out) and this yahoo parks his car in a non-parking spot...one of those spaces with the cross-hatch lines through it. It's clearly not a parking space. And there are clearly other spaces available. The lot is not full at this point.
I wanted to shout out the window: Hey, asshole! There's a vacant spot back there...you just have to wait for the pole to be moved. But then, I figured he's probably retarded. God knows he's at least blind. Maybe he's related to the blond chick.
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So glad I take the bus now. I no longer have to worry about some idiot with a Cracker Jack box licence taking the side of my car out.
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